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Finish a Sentence Meme

I borrowed this from ‘The Mac Daddy’… with permission, of course.. 🙂

The Finishey-Sentencey Meme

  1. My uncle once: got called a horse’s ass when I wrote an e-mail to him on behalf of my Dad (with his consent!) I got blamed for this of course!
  2. Never in my life: have I eaten a Mars bar
  3. When I was five: I was 27 years younger than I am now.
  4. High school was: okay… I wasn’t in the ‘in’ crowd, and I wasn’t in the ‘out’ crowd.. I was perfectly square in the middle and that is a good place to be.
  5. I will never forget: the birth of my two sons… …
  6. Once I met: Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley.
  7. There’s this girl I know: who lived in America and to whom I used to speak to via e-mail and chat programmes until I flew out there for the millenium and then married a little over a year later.
  8. Once, at a bar: Um… I hate bars, I drink once every four years (on average) and thus my only real answer to this is… I sat down and had a coke…. once.
  9. By noon, I’m usually: Happy as it’s lunchtime and I’m half way through the working day.
  10. Last night: sucked as I had to tell off my little boy for refusing to eat his food and persuade him to eat it! Still.. story time before bed was a lot of fun.
  11. If only I had: told my Father I loved him before he went to the hospital for the last time.
  12. Next time I go to church: will be this Sunday.
  13. What worries me most: is whether my children will be good to each other, whether they will grow old and survive this knife culture, whether they will love and respect others and whether they will love and respect themselves!
  14. When I turn my head left I see: a bay of four empty desks
  15. When I turn my head right I see: Hibbo
  16. You know I’m lying when: I say that I didn’t do it.. because, chances are.. I did. 😀
  17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being a child and not having to worry about paying the mortgage or meeting the bills.
  18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Hmm.. I don’t recall too much of Shakespeare but, I wouldn’t be a character from The Merchant of Venice, from Romeo & Juliet or Othello and thus I’ve now exhausted my knowledge of The Bard’s works.
  19. By this time next year: I will be around 365 1/4 days older.
  20. A better name for me would be: ?
  21. I have a hard time understanding: A lot of things.. why people hate other people so much that they want to kill them, why people hate people because of their skin colour, sexuality or for other ridiculous reasons. I also have a hard time understanding evolution… it really doesn’t make any sense to me.
  22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: have been reincarnated, I guess.. oh.. no.. I’ll be going to my Son’s Parent’s evening. 😀
  23. You know I like you if: I make fun of you.
  24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my wife, my children and my family.
  25. Take my advice, never: take my advice…. make your own decisions!
  26. My ideal breakfast is: Depends.. sometimes Weetabix minis, sometimes a pastry, sometimes Scrambled Eggs (with onions, chillis and a little cheese) on top of White bread… sometimes bacon… mmmm
  27. A song I love but do not have is: Not sure.
  28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: leave me alone and don’t spray any grafitti.
  29. Why won’t people: stop being twats.
  30. If you spend a night at my house: Don’t walk around once I’m asleep, creaking floorboards p*ss me off… and, stay off the computer when I want it and don’t hog my TV.
  31. I’d stop my wedding for: Well, for a start time would have to go backwards.
  32. The world could do without: George Bush, Amy Winehouse etc… etc… etc…
  33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: a spider.
  34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Nah.. Brunette… Sophia Bush..
  35. Paper clips are more useful than: Clippy, the Office Paper Clip.
  36. If I do anything well it’s: Remember things people would rather I didn’t. 😀
  37. I can’t help but: tell you what I’m thinking.
  38. I usually cry: Well.. no, I don’t usually cry, however, I like to turn away and pretend that I’m not just about to cry when I get to the end of Cool Runnings.
  39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Be kind to people, look after your mother and your brother and love life.
  40. And by the way: I need to go for a poop… please.. excuse me. (Funny.. my 2 year old son sits on the toilet, makes poo, shouts.. ‘I DID IT!’ and then says… ‘IT WENT BROOOOOOOK’)

September 4, 2008 at 6:30 am Leave a comment

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